It gives good head

One of the perks of working at a magazine is free stuff. Several issues ago we ran a story comparing shower heads, and a few days ago they were finally placed into the "give-away" box. I was all about getting in on the action. For eight months I have been in my apartment, using the standard issue shower head, so I was definitely ready for an upgrade. I carefully considered my options... First, my eye went toward the biggest one, which had to be at least 10 inches across, and simulates rainfall. But, it's not all about the size, is it? Who really wants a drizzle for a shower? Not me... I like power, strength, and speed variation. Perhaps, something that simulates magic fingers? So... drumroll please. I went for a handheld, six mode sportPlus massaging shower head. Nice, eh? And, let me tell you, the "plus" is the best part...