Dove-licious

My commute was fraught with sadness today when I realized the posters had all come down from the Dove cartoon campaign with Marge, Wilma, and Velma looking all sexy and confident after using Dove hair products. For months they were there, making me smile each day, and now what do I have? Learn English. Be an Egg donor. Get tested for HIV. Visit Pennsylvania. Here's a lawyer for your baby's brain damage... Come on, Why so heavy? I think that is why everyone looks like they are ready to spit nails in the subway. Morbid signs. So I'd like to take this moment to say thank you Dove, I appreciated your delightful aberration.