Don't look at me like that... You perv!

Yeah, that was me. I used to be my sister's dress-up doll. She is 11 years my senior, so she knew all the tricks. The smokey come-hither eyes, Vaseline for shiny lips, and even eye shadow on my chest to make it look like I had cleavage.

Looking back at this photo, I see that she set me up for some possible alternate careers, but I would definitely need to change my name...

1. MY PORN STAR NAME: Roxy Washington
After my big fat goldfish who seemed to live forever. (name of first pet + street you live on)

2. MY MOVIE STAR NAME: Marion Cookie
I don't think Marion Skinny Cow really works. (grandmother's/father's first name + favorite snack)

3. MY FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Bo Grand Banks
Yummy, Grand Banks sushi makes me drool! (first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant)

4. MY SOCIALITE NAME: Pumpkin Chinatown
They never carded us in Chinatown, even when we went in our prom attire. (silliest childhood nickname + first place where you partied)

5. MY "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: D-Git
D-Git... Can you dig it? (first initial + first three letters of your last name)

6. MY DETECTIVE NAME: Gibbon Montclair
Gibbon monkeys always seem to be playing around and having fun. We should follow their lead. (favorite animal + name of high school)

7. MY BAR-FLY NAME: Dulce De Leche Merlot
Desk neighbor provides Nips in Dulce de Leche. They are gooey inside. Yum. (last snack food you ate + your favorite drink)

8. MY SOAP OPERA NAME: Clare Dakota
I like this one. Maybe I really should change my name. (middle name + street where you first lived)

9. MY ROCK STAR NAME: Reese James
This one is hot too. After the fabulous Etta James. Her sultry tunes like "You can Keep Your Hat On" make feel sexy on my commute. (favorite candy + favorite musicians last name)

10. MY OPPOSITE SEX NAME: Paul T Mobile
Soon to be Paul Verizon. (name of [opposite sex] last friend that you commented + cell phone company you use)

11. MY STAR WARS NAME: Gitane Audjer
(first 3 letters of your last name+ last 3 letters of mothers middle name /+/ first 3 letters of your pets name + first 3 letters of the town you live)
Inspired by Ms Meh. It's fun.. Wanna play?